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Never again does your online persona have to suffer from a boring profile or away message. Our goal at IM Central is to become the premiere Interent source for creative instant message ideas, with a searchable online library of thousands of entries - 100% free, of course!

Where else will you find away messages and profiles from witty one-liners to thoughtful poetry to hysterical editorials that make Dave Barry columns look like a VCR manual? Bookmark our site and pop on whenever you need a quick 'IM fix' to keep those buddies of yours entertained with a great away message.

But first, we need your help! No, we're not going to ask you to call toll-free and contribute $100 to PBS in the next ten minutes, but we would like for you to send in your own IM away messages and profiles to our site. We know a lot of you out there are creative whizzes who have your entire buddy list chortling with glee every time you turn on a new away message. Do the world a favor and submit some of those great IMs online to our site - it's quick, easy, and the visitors to our site will love you for it. Just click here!

And without further ado... Get started enjoying our growing selection of away messages and profiles by clicking on a category to the left, or search for specific keywords.

Enjoy our site, tell your online buddies about it, and keep exchanging those great IM ideas. It's free, fun, and perfect for all you hopeless IM addicts!