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Welcome to IM Central!

Amaze your friends! Confound your enemies!
Never again does your online persona have to suffer from a boring profile or away message. Our goal at IM Central is to become the premiere Interent source for creative instant message ideas, with a searchable online library of thousands of entries - 100% free, of course!

Where else will you find away messages and profiles from witty one-liners to thoughtful poetry to hysterical editorials that make Dave Barry columns look like a VCR manual? Bookmark our site and pop on whenever you need a quick 'IM fix' to keep those buddies of yours entertained with a great away message.

But first, we need your help! No, we're not going to ask you to call toll-free and contribute $100 to PBS in the next ten minutes, but we would like for you to send in your own IM away messages and profiles to our site. We know a lot of you out there are creative whizzes who have your entire buddy list chortling with glee every time you turn on a new away message. Do the world a favor and submit some of those great IMs online to our site - it's quick, easy, and the visitors to our site will love you for it. Just click here!

And without further ado... Get started enjoying our growing selection of away messages and profiles by clicking on a category to the left, or search for specific keywords.

As you view our library, we can display your personal handle (name, screen name, etc) where a message refers to its owner in the third person. (For example, "Hi! I'm Margie's computer. Please leave a message.") You can enable this now:
My handle is
Your handle should not be personally identifying. Regardless, it will not be stored on or used by our computers for any purpose other than to customize the presentation of library entries to you.

Enjoy our site, tell your online buddies about it, and keep exchanging those great IM ideas. It's free, fun, and perfect for all you hopeless IM addicts!

Engagement Ring and Jewelry Partnership

We are excited to announce our partnership with Emma Parker & Co. to help you find the perfect engagement ring for that special someone. Whether you already have a diamond that you would like placed in a new setting, or are starting from scratch, their jewelry catalog is available to help you find the following types of products:

  • Emerald Cut Engagement Rings feature diamonds cut in a beveled rectangular pattern, which have a timeless appeal and are growing in popularity.
  • Marquise Diamond Engagement Rings show off elongated diamond cuts, often with additional sidestones that are pave set or surrounding the center stone in a halo.
  • Pear Shaped Engagement Rings display the classic teardrop style pattern, for a stunning and eye-catching appearance. These contemporary settings have an impressively modern twist.
  • Tension Set Engagement Rings are a new style of ring setting, which apply an incredible amount of force (often over 10,000 pounds!) to hold the diamond in position.
  • Solasfera diamonds use a patented cutting design to feature "hearts and arrows" patterns with incredibly brilliant light return.
  • Citrine Rings are an alternative to traditional diamonds, with smoky caramel-colored stones that work beautifully as fashion jewelry.

We hope you enjoy browsing the products they have available for sale, and are able to find the perfect jewelry piece or engagement ring to suit your needs.