Occupying an Idiot 
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Scroll down to see how to occupy an idiot
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(No title)
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Geeky
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I'm not here at the moment but if you would please leave your name, phone number, emergency numbers, social security number,your best friends phone number, emergency numbers, and social security number, where you think i am, where you are right now, your favorite food, your friends favorite food, your age, address, your favorite movie, your favorite drink, a 6-10 sentence paragraph on why im the coolest person you know, and 4 reasons why i should get back to you first!
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Away
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Geeky
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You are probably doing one of these two things:
1. You think you are slick by checking my profile to see what my away message is, so you don't have to IM me and look stupid.
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2. You are looking stupid because there is a little yellow post-it right next to my name, and yet you still IM me.(With the exception that I was talking to you before and now you are answering me, and in that case you are SLOW!)
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The Muffin Joke
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Geeky
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So two muffins are in an oven, right? One muffin turns to the other muffin and says, "Holy cow, it's hot in here!" The Other muffin turns to the first muffin and says, "Holy cow, a talking muffin!"
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Pineapple
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Geeky
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It's very difficult to have an intelligent conversation with a pineapple, but do you think that's going to stop me???
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capslock
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Geeky
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CAPSLOCK IS STUCK, GETTING A HAMMER
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talking to me
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Geeky
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I'm talking to myself..don't interrupt. that's rude.
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3 types of people
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Geeky
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There are 3 types of people, those who can add and those who can't.
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straight to the point
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Geeky
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Away messages are so great. You can actually leave the computer, or get people stop annoying you with IM's. There are all kinds of away messages: funny ones, dumb ones, mean ones, and sad ones. Here is one of my favorite away messages: I am away from the computer right now.
I never understand why people don't just use that and write those two page dumb away messages. Just get the point across and don't drag on and on. You should take that into consideration.
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tree
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the tree outside looks lonely...I've gone out there to give it a hug.
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Village
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The Village called and said they were looking for %n. They're missing their Idiot.
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Away
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Geeky
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I'm away... hence the "Away Message"
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Like Concrete
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Geeky
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Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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beep
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Geeky
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::beep::
you know what to do.
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lazy!
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Geeky
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Sure the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
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cleaning room
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Geeky
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im attempting to clean the pile of clothes, the array of water bottles, and the mounds of shopping bags, that I call my "room".
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i'll be back
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Geeky
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hey %n
i'll be back in 5 mins,if i'm not call the police
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Computer Humor
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Geeky
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who can read in binary, and those who can’t.
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STUPID...
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Geeky
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I am here and you are there... any questions?
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Computer
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Geeky
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/C: DOS
/C: DOS RUN
RUN DOS RUN
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C++ always takes priority!
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"A const std::string, for example, is almost an entirely different object type than an ordinary std::string, since the const variant is missing the various mutative operations in the non-const..."
*knock, knock*
"Hold on." (shouted) "Come in!"
"Well, %n, how NICE to see you! Where HAVE You been keeping yourself? Come on, take a seat. Wait, take your shoes off - I just had the rug cleaned. Sit quietly and don't bother me for a few minutes; I'm working. And don't TOUCH anything, for Heaven's sake! I said, SIT!"
"But--"
"QUIETLY!!"
*slam*
"Therefore, const objects will generally lack assignment operators. Compile-time type-safety checks like this can provide an extra layer of protection during the development phase, and prevent accidental modification..."
Take a hint. I'm busy.
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I'm out!!!!
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I'M OUT! LITERALLY, I'M OUT, I NEVER HAVE TO COME BACK UNTIL NEXT YEAR. IT'S SO GREAT. YOU'LL MISS ME, I NKOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK NEXT YEAR. HUH? WHAT? OH! YOU WANTED TO KNOW IF I AM HERE TO IM YOU. OH, WELL THEN NO.
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